“Mom, my boyfriend invited me to town.”
“My dear, he’ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he’ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he’ll get on top of you to make love. If that happens, I’ll DIE!” The next day, the mom asks:
“How was it?”
“You were right, he took me to a hotel, caressed me, undressed me, and he…”Check the comments
