{"id":3332,"date":"2024-04-17T15:59:28","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T15:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=3332"},"modified":"2024-04-17T15:59:28","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T15:59:28","slug":"i-suddenly-realized-my-neighbour-can-hear-everything-i-say-and-do-in-my-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=3332","title":{"rendered":"I suddenly realized my neighbour can hear everything I say and do in my bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3333\" src=\"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/11-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"658\" height=\"739\" srcset=\"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/11-3.png 658w, https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/11-3-267x300.png 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 658px) 100vw, 658px\" \/><\/p><div class=\"311fe198f191a864c1efcdfa9efedfdf\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1782571\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<p>o cut a long tale short, I just got into a furious argument with my roommate while I was masturbating with my dildo in the shower. As soon as I returned, I heard a phone ring. It wasn&#8217;t mine, though.<\/p>\n<p>My neighbor&#8217;s hushed &#8220;oh shit&#8221; could be heard through the vents in our college dorm wall as well as ringing.<\/p>\n<p>He was clearly enjoying his sultry groans. Even worse: I&#8217;m really turned on right now.<\/p>\n<p>Update: Since then, we&#8217;ve linked up several times.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>o cut a long tale short, I just got into a furious argument with my roommate while I was masturbating with my dildo in the shower. As&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3334,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332\/revisions\/3334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}