{"id":3393,"date":"2024-04-18T15:13:14","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T15:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=3393"},"modified":"2024-04-18T15:13:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T15:13:14","slug":"mom-my-boyfriend-invited-me-to-town-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=3393","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMom, my boyfriend invited me to town.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3394\" src=\"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/23-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"653\" height=\"816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/23-3.png 653w, https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/23-3-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 653px) 100vw, 653px\" \/><\/p><div class=\"311fe198f191a864c1efcdfa9efedfdf\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1782571\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<p>\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to make love. If that happens, I\u2019ll DIE!\u201d The next day, the mom asks:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were right, he took me to a hotel, caressed me, undressed me, and when he tried to get on top of me, I told him: \u2018NO CHANCE.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"faith-1731320603\" class=\"faith-content_2\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell done, my girl.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3393"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3395,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3393\/revisions\/3395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}