{"id":5728,"date":"2024-06-13T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=5728"},"modified":"2024-06-13T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T15:22:00","slug":"blonde-in-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=5728","title":{"rendered":"Blonde in store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object? \u201cThe clerk replies, \u201cThat is a thermos. \u201cThe blonde then asks, \u201cWhat does it do?\u201d<\/p><div class=\"311fe198f191a864c1efcdfa9efedfdf\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1782571\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<p>The clerk responds, \u201cIt keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. \u201cThe blonde says, \u201cOh! I could use something like that! I\u2019ll take it!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, \u201cI just got this yesterday, isn\u2019t it wonderful! It\u2019s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object? \u201cThe clerk replies, \u201cThat&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5729,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5730,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5728\/revisions\/5730"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}