{"id":944,"date":"2024-02-19T20:28:54","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T20:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=944"},"modified":"2024-04-02T19:18:41","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T19:18:41","slug":"mom-my-boyfriend-invited-me-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/?p=944","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMom, my boyfriend invited me to town.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to make love. If that happens, I\u2019ll DIE!\u201d The next day, the mom asks:<\/p><div class=\"311fe198f191a864c1efcdfa9efedfdf\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1782571\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\">\n<div id=\"div-gpt-ad-1703966041713-0\" data-google-query-id=\"CLu2ru2euIQDFQBn9ggd-1wHjA\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23025349265\/ad1_2__container__\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2778\" src=\"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1911\" srcset=\"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/thumbnail.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/thumbnail-170x300.jpg 170w, https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/thumbnail-579x1024.jpg 579w, https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/thumbnail-768x1359.jpg 768w, https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/thumbnail-868x1536.jpg 868w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"faith-1373988417\" class=\"faith-content\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cHow was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were right, he took me to a hotel, caressed me, undressed me, and when he tried to get on top of me, I told him: \u2018NO CHANCE.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"faith-1731320603\" class=\"faith-content_2\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell done, my girl.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Four married men go fishing. After a while, each starts bragging:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t imagine what I had to do to come fishing! I promised my wife I\u2019d paint the whole house next weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe didn\u2019t let me come until I promised to replace all the tiles around the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou guys are complaining about trivial things. I had to promise to renovate the kitchen, including changing all the kitchen appliances.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And so they continued fishing until they realized the fourth man hadn\u2019t said anything.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, you, don\u2019t try to make us believe you didn\u2019t have to promise anything!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I set the alarm clock to ring at 3:00 AM, and when it rang, I approached my wife and whispered in her ear: \u2018Do we make love or do I go fishing?\u2019 And she replied: \u2018Dress well!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy dear, he\u2019ll take you for a drink, then to a hotel, he\u2019ll caress you, take off your clothes, and he\u2019ll get on top of you to&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2778,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2779,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions\/2779"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/findpath.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}