So, my loving husband came up with a brilliant idea—why not join the adult film industry? Yep, you heard that right. Over dinner, between bites of pasta, he casually dropped the suggestion like he was asking me to pick up a new hobby.

According to him, I have the perfect features for the job. And, of course, the extra cash would be great for us. Imagine the vacations we could take, the luxury we could afford! He spoke like a man presenting a well-thought-out business plan, all while completely ignoring the stunned expression on my face.

But the best part? He’s not jealous at all! Nope, not even a little. In fact, he insists that this could actually strengthen our marriage. Can you believe that? While most men can’t handle their wives even looking at another man for too long, mine thinks me being intimate with a lineup of strangers on camera will somehow make us a stronger couple. How romantic, right?

I sat there, fork frozen mid-air, wondering if I had misheard him. Maybe he’d been watching too many questionable documentaries. Maybe this was some bizarre test. Or maybe—just maybe—he had lost his damn mind.

I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or throw my glass of wine in his face. But one thing was clear—this was a marriage counselor’s dream scenario. Or maybe a divorce lawyer’s.