o cut a long tale short, I just got into a furious argument with my roommate while I was masturbating with my dildo in the shower. As soon as I returned, I heard a phone ring. It wasn’t mine, though.
My neighbor’s hushed “oh shit” could be heard through the vents in our college dorm wall as well as ringing.
He was clearly enjoying his sultry groans. Even worse: I’m really turned on right now.
Update: Since then, we’ve linked up several times.
