I started bangin a guy a couple months ago. He had gotten married recently and when I was at his house (you know, riding his meat) she came home earlier. I got dressed super quick and instead of sneaking me out he introduced me to her as his cousin. So now I’m invited over all the time because she wants to bond with me or whatever, but the second she turns her back her husband is balls deep in my cunt. The poor thing doesn’t have an idea of what’s going on, but it has worked out nicely for us. Now I can come over and give him head and no one asks any questions. Well, we have to create dumb things like “family puzzle time” to cover for it, but she seems dumb enough to believe it.
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